Drawing of monkey me playing on my 3DS with whimsy.
Judgement in Purgatory Entry #3 || April 25 2025

The sun rises once more on Purgatory Island... I've decided to include whatever news story there is for the day in here since they're pretty silly and it's kind of a fun daily thing to just do. Today's headline: The Creature fish.

Minecraft Steve apparently discovered this breed of legendary fish that is in a constant state of shock. Scientists will be scratching their heads on this for decades I'm sure. The other islanders also seemed very interested in this with Johndachi exclaiming 'And?' and Mini Pilot touting 'I got better things to do.' Their curiosity clearly knows no bounds!

Perry Platform started a lil flea market today up on the hill, selling some baggy t-shirt or somethin'. I bought two cus I need to have at least one of everything at almost all times and never use it. Also, Miku is here! She passed by and ignored Perry Platform completely. Poor Perry :(

One fun thing that got unlocked today was Judgement Bay! Which is a VERY funny thing to suddenly unlock on a place literally called Purgatory Island. Extra points for it being Nice Being to announce that the bay was unlocked as well.

So, the first two choices I had them pick was 'Good! :)' and 'I fucking love sin! >:) You won't believe who picked the former.

Well said, Nice Being. It truly is all the same on Purgatory Island. Another choice I had them make is 'Miku' and 'Teto' which ended up in a tie. Miku also picked Miku saying she was 'destined to make this choice.' But The Bottle had something more insightful to say after picking Miku.

Thanks, Bottle. I don't think I've talked about The Bottle yet so now is probably a good time. He literally just wants to be a bottle. I have been exclusively feeding him only liquids and will continue to do so for the foreseeable future. He must be filled with liquids to truly be a bottle, after all. His voice also sounds like a plastic bottle being crushed, you just have to take my word for it, it's really good.

Here he is drinking coffee alone. Staying true to the liquids, but it's also kind of sad.

That's pretty much it for today! There were some friendships formed but nothing too spicy really happened today. I'll leave you with this picture of the current island roster! Some you have already seen, some you've heard about and some you don't even know about yet!


THANKS FOR READING!